K. A. Mielke is a freelance writer from Guelph, Ontario, a fearsome place overrun with environmentalists. He writes about talking cactus detectives and transgender dragon slayers, among other things.
Having spent time wanting to be a Power Ranger, a paleontologist, and a video game character designer, I finally settled on the most attainable option: dropping out of school at sixteen and pursuing a professional writing career!
(I am so grateful nobody published me at sixteen.)
This blog is where I’ll share exciting writing news, angry feminist rants, and pictures of my food. Just kidding. Who takes pictures of their food?